Why So Serious?

I’ve always loved comedy.

It’s therapeutic for me. As far back as I can recall, comedy is one genre that I never get tired of; reading or watching it. When I was little, I remember being introduced to Frank Spencer by my parents. We’d all sit for hours and watch it back-to-back, laughing our heads off at Frank’s antics. Laughter is beautiful. They’re right to say it’s the best medicine. (By the way, if you don’t know who Frank Spencer is or as the show was called ‘Some Mothers Do Have Them’, then you and I need to have a LONG TALK).

So for today’s post, I scoured the internet looking for the funniest jokes out there to make your day and week. I hope one (or two…or three…or four) resonates with you and leave a fond smile on your face all week. Enjoy!

Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"

Students: "Eggs!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Students: "Homework!"

Most of the time,  when you cry,  nobody notices the tears you shed. Most of the time, when you're facing trouble, nobody feels your pain. But try farting in public just one time!

A duck walks into a bar.

 It asks the barkeeper: “Do you have bread?”

Bartender: “No.”

Duck: “Do you have bread?”
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Bartender: “NO!”
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Duck: “Do you…”

Bartender: “LISTEN! I HAVE NO BREAD AND IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME, I’M GONNA NAIL YOU TO THAT WALL!!!”

Duck: “Do you have nails?”

Bartender: “NO!”

Duck: “Do you have bread?”

Have a great week Dears!!